I spotted this Gorman veggie print tee on an Australian blogger and immediately clicked the link to purchase it. Turns out it's a small, Australian label and the price plus shipping to America is astronomical.
So I did what anyone would do when they're desperate and in need of help: I wrote a whiny facebook status. Several friends, to my delight, sent me links to veggie shirts, but I needed to find one that was ethically produced. My mother-in-law sent me a link to One Lane Road, maker of the green shirt above, which made me realize I hadn't yet bothered to check etsy.
None of the etsy screenprinted options measure up to the all-over print of Gorman's tee, but at least I now know a niche market exists for vegetable t-shirts. If I do buy one, it will be the bottom gray one with the carrots front and center. Yum.